Her stomach looks totally normal and not gross, which is almost inconceivable considering that when she was pregnant she looked like she had swallowed a beanbag chair and John Goodman at the same time. She is not so much unattractive as she is an assemblage of odd or obviously artificial parts. She revealed to Stern that she recently became a sponsor for the coupon website Save Everyday , and the spokesperson for OctoLoan, a lender network that arranges for her to hang out with you down at the bottle deposit. It is desperation and latent narcissism manifested as public self-degradation. It looks like someone trying to open the front door while carrying groceries in from the car. To call it a train wreck would be to diminish legitimate train wrecks. She screamed not in ecstasy but in distress, like a recording of a call, or the cockpit audio as a plane was about to crash into an ocean.
Emmalee. Age: 26.
To call it a train wreck would be to diminish legitimate train wrecks.
Lilianna. Age: 22.
Nadya Suleman: 14 Kids But No Orgasm
She is not so much unattractive as she is an assemblage of odd or obviously artificial parts. It is impossible to adequately convey how ridiculous her performance on the device was, but understand that witnessing Octomom on the Sybian is basically the internet doing donuts on your front lawn. Anyway, most of the video is just generic slow-motion sequences with a lot of Provocative Boob Caressing, really her only move. Nadya Suleman—aka Octomom—is about to have sex with herself on my computer screen.